Grab your passport hairy legs, because we’re off on an adventure of a lifetime with ‘smooth’ flying conditions ahead. Imagine the skin on your body as the world map, most of which you’ve never traveled to (most). Pack your undies, socks and our rapidly absorbing, non-greasy body moisturiser and get ready to board. For entree we’ll be serving Muru Muru Butter, rich in essential fatty acids to restore skin elasticity, but won’t leave you slipping out of your seat. Coffee won’t be served today but antioxidant rich white tea extract will, which reduces oxidation damage and increases collagen production. Activated charcoal provides an unusual appearance but will leave your skin with a matte finish, perfect for all skin types. Welcome to your destination, you’ve never looked so good. In short, we created this body moisturiser to address the reasons why men rarely moisturise. We know you don’t want to feel greasy, sticky, look shiny or oily.
MURU MURU BUTTER
Helps to restore skin elasticity through its unique composition of essential fatty acids and Pro-Vitamin A. It also soothes dry and cracked skin, while alleviating suffering from eczema and psoriasis.
The antioxidants in this extract reduce oxidative stress to the skin. It also inhibits the activity of MMP (matrix metalloproteinases), an enzyme that eats up collagen and elastic, in turn maintaining the skin’s freshness, firmness and youthfulness.
WHITE TEA EXTRACT
While many companies move away from using this ingredient due to the high price, the benefits outweigh the cost. Highly anti-inflammatory and antiseptic, this aromatic oil balances the skin and fixes discolouration.
Aqua, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Euphorbia Cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, Astrocaryum Murumuru Seed Butter, Mannitol, Ammonium Glycyrrhizate, Caffeine, Zinc Gluconate, Aesculus Hippocastanum (Horse Chestnut) Seed Extract, Allantoin, Orbignya Oleifera (Babassu) Seed Oil, Sodium Stearoyl Glutamate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Activated Charcoal, Xanthan Gum, Camellia Sinensis (White Tea) Leaf Extract, Benzyl Alcohol, Dehydroacetic Acid, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Flower Oil, Citrus Nobilis (Mandarin) Peel Oil, Juniperus Virginiana (Cedarwood) Oil, Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood) Wood Oil, Santalum Spicata (Sandalwood) Wood Oil, Limonene*, Linalool*
How to use
Gentlemen, if we could now please request your full attention as we demonstrate the the safety features on this aircraft, but more importantly how to use a body moisturiser. In the likely event of a skin emergency, a pump will pop up. Please press down once and dispense moisturiser into your palm. Rub your hands together and massage skin in a downwards motion only. Repeat until you have covered your whole body. For further instructions, please read again.