Morning Wood Beard Balm

$40 AUD

Turn your stiffy into a softie with our Morning Wood Beard Balm. This is one of our signature scents, spiked with Australian Sandalwood, Cedarwood, Pine and Patchouli. It also includes Jojoba Oil (for pillowy softness), Ucuuba Butter (to sooth your skin) and Babassu Oil (to fight nasty dandruff). This thing smells like a lumberjack and feels like a Swedish massage.

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For wild beards that need to be tamed.

Scoop out a small wodge of balm and massage it into the palms of your hands. The little Florasphere balls should break down and dissolve. Next, rub slowly over your beard in a downward motion, like you’re plotting something. Use Morning Wood every morning to keep your beard smooth and supple. You can rub it on other bits, too. We’re not here to judge.

Morning Wood Beard Balm: Orbignya Oleifera (Babassu) Seed Oil, Euphorbia Cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Rhus Verniciflua (Berry) Peel Cera, Decyl Oleate, Virola Sebifera (Ucuuba) Butter, Polyglyceryl-2 Dipolyhydroxystearate, Calophyllum Inophyllum (Tamanu) Oil, Glyceryl Caprylate, Jojoba Esters, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Santalum Spicatum (Sandalwood) Oil, Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood) Oil, Pinus Sylvestris (Pine) Oil, Pogostemon Cablin (Patchouli) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Farsenol*, Limonene

Store in a cool place, away from the sun (and any housemates you don’t trust).

You can use Morning Wood as a lip or body balm, too. It’s soft and gentle all over.

Morning Wood Beard Balm is vegan friendly. We tested this on beards, not bunnies. 

key ingredients

FLORASPHERES

Floraspheres are those little balls you see inside the beard balm. They’re natural spheres, packed with Jojoba, Vitamin E and 1000 microns of conditioning esters. When you rub the balm, those Floraspheres break down, hydrating your face and protecting your beard.  

UCUUBA BUTTER

Ucuuba Butter is famous for its anti-inflammatory and antiseptic properties, but it’s also chock-full of Lauric, Myristic and Palmitic acid, Vitamin A and Vitamin C. All the stuff that healthy beards love. It protects hair follicles and nourishes your skin at the same time.

BABASSU OIL

We source our Babassu Oil from sustainable crops in Brazil. This stuff is loaded with Vitamin E, which makes it gentle on skin and tough on dandruff. It’s also a natural conditioner. Babassu is why Morning Wood leaves your beard feeling like Egyptian cotton sheets or something.

THE WOOD YOU WANT IN THE MORNINGS.

  • Absorbs easily into your beard without any oily residue. No beeswax here.
  • Soothes dry skin, conditions your beard, and helps fight dandruff. The perfect all-round balm.
  • Made from sustainably sourced, all-natural ingredients, so it’s great for sensitive skin.

Morning Wood Beard Balm

$40 AUD

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